Here are all the reasons:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

That's why I'm supporting Abe.

I also love the movie 'The Postman' directed by, written by, produced by and starring Kevin Costner. 

This is a test

Let's see how this works, dude.

How else will we give our union postmen and postwomen more exercise and work?

It's even more important that those of us who live far away from major cities get mail. How else will we know what's happening in the world?

Because Alex Torpey is the Village President.

Otherwise they are gonna throw a tea party.

Clearly the capitol of this great Nation should get daily mail delivery first.

How is anyone going to find out about all the gold I'm finding out here in California if I can't send them mail every day gloating?

Brooklyn is the second most densely populated regions in the country after Manhattan. Delivery here won't cost an arm and a leg yet will improve the lives of millions of people!